My burned leg -.-

Today, I had a very nice meeting with the doctor. Do you want to know why? Because of my fucking burned leg!! After my pathetic effort to cook and my nice confrontation with the 100 degrees hot soup, I wasn't able to walk anymore. After my wife coped with the huge shock, she quickly took the doctor in.
After I showed him my reddish leg with all the blisters, he also screamed. I was nearly crying, but I have to pretend, I am a strong man and so I laughed.
The doctor gave me a salve and a very big bandage for my poor hurt and fire red leg.
That night won't be very comfortable, because I am not allowed to lie on the right side.
Good night.

A.E.